They are bringing drugs. They are bringing crime. They are rapists. We need to build a wall.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

In zazen, leave your front door and your back door open. Let thoughts come and go. Just don't serve them tea.

The relationship between the Chinese government and me is like a Cold War.

I hate TiVo, I hate DVRs. I do not get them.

What are you afraid of then? Not Being able to see, I think not seeing because your obsessed by something that blots out the world.

A non-writing writer is a monster courting insanity.

I live in the constant newness of aspiration. Whatever I think, I ignore. Whatever I feel, I don't trust. Yet I listen to my thoughts and follow my feelings.

One way to eliminate self negating thoughts and behavior is by gaining more understanding through realizing that you cannot force others to see that what you feel is real.

I don't want to play a bad guy who doesn't have a bit of good in him.

The Infusion of a China plant sweetened with the pith of an Indian Cane.

My roommate says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave. Does anyone need to use the bathroom?" It's like some weird quiz where he reveals the answer first.