They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence.

Fame means being respected by everybody, or having some quality that is desired by all men, or by most, or by the good, or by the wise.

morois are born..but strigois are made..!

I wanted to fight in the Iraq war because I felt like I had an obligation as a human being to help free people from oppression.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

I basically love anything that comes in a hot dog bun... except hot dogs.

We fell in love quickly. We got married very quickly. It didn't work out the way we wanted it to. There's nothing more to it.

There are now more obese people in the United States than there are overweight people. I think it's safe to say that after all these years, Diet Coke is a complete failure.

Sweetest Echo, sweetest nymph, that liv'st unseen Within thy airy shell, By slow Meander's margent green, And in the violet-embroidered vale.

I'm not the last of the old bosses. I'm the first of the new leaders.

People-trafficking is modern day slavery. There are more slaves today than there were at the height of the slave trade.

I learned pretty early is I never defend my material; it's for other people to if someone is offended. It's so subjective, and if you don't find it funny, it's definitely going to be offensive.