They are my baby Keelans!

Get your fang boner under control. Your freaking out my person

I've been wearing my super gown because someone won't let me go get maternity clothes because they are being a paranoid, drama bear

Can I ride you next time? You can be my battle cat! That would be so cool!

I'm a believer in the ordinary person, that the ordinary person is just as important and has an equally unique perspective on the world as someone who is famous or perhaps more privileged.

How dare you have wino tell me not to do drugs.

My generation of director has no illusions that we are going to be fed and cared for by subsidized theater in America.

Keep your exclamation points under control. You are allowed no more than two or three per 100,000 words of prose.

My mother once said, "A beggar must always give to another beggar that's worse off than he is." That has always stuck with me.

The germ of a story is a new and simple element introduced into an existing situation or mood.

Life is not all fun and easy going. Far from it; there are many rough times. But, sadly, we too often let the hard times dull our enthusiasm. And that is dangerous, if not fatal, to our lives.

If your neighbor looks at you like they don't enjoy the key you're singing in, look right back, bless them, and keep on singing.

She smelled the way the Taj Mahal looks by moonlight.

When you're in a band - before it got to grunge - you dressed the bit. So yeah, I've always had an attitude with the clothes.