They are very tame to me. God bless Noel, I'm sure he'll always have a spot on 'Bob's Full House', but I search for something with more bite and rage.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

Acceptance is a conscious choice to receive your spouse as God made him or her.

The one important thing I have learned over the years is the difference between taking one's work seriously and taking one's self seriously. The first is imperative and the second is disastrous.

For Tim Burton's birthday I gave him a rainbow beetle. He loved it!

I think that a good song is catchy, and a great song is not catchy - but it has a deeper meaning.

I'm a ham. I always like to answer spontaneously.

Successful people do what unsuccessful people are not willing to doDon't wish it were easier, wish you were better.

I hate to shop. I consider it one of life's necessary evils, like brussels sprouts and high-heeled shoes.

I'm not a politician. I'd make a lousy politician.

The good man, though a slave, is free; the wicked, though he reigns, is a slave, and not the slave of a single man, but- what is worse - the slave of as many masters as he has vices.

Those who kept their sanity and humanity intact in the face of awful adversity. Heroes named and unnamed, some known only to God.