They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

Courage is not the absence of fear. It is accepting and neutralizing the fear with the power of love.

May Saviour set us free from every evil spirit.

Job tip: If you were the employer, what kind of person would you most desire as an employee? Be that person.

Passion is what gives sense to our life.

We should remember that none of us is perfect and none of us has children whose behavior is entirely in accord with exactly what we would have them do in all circumstances.

We ought to be opening a bottle of wine!

I'd never yell, "Good luck!" at anybody. It sounds terrible, when you think about it.

I think that the jazzy approach that I have is based on the way that I hear music and in the way I play a supporting role to the other people in the band.

Oh, yes, I was a great retoucher. A retoucher is an esthetic surgeon !

There are good, God-fearing persons who still fall into certain faults, and it is better to bear with them than to be hard on them.