They asked you the name of the god you worshipped and you replied, "Myself.

He was the guy who always won the game of chicken because his opponents suspected he might actually enjoy a head-on collision.

I am a solitary wave in the dark and desolate sea: and the sparkling glass I drank was drugged with misery.

They say hard work never hurt anybody but I figure why take the chance.

I was a total nerd growing up. I'd rather sit home and read a novel on New Year's Eve and say, 'Wow, I read the whole thing in one night!' That was my idea of a big time.

I've been in love with the cinema since childhood and it's a fantasy of mine to appear in a Hollywood movie.

The simple answer as to why we get fat is that carbohydrates make us so; protein and fat do not

We're going to keep trying to strengthen the American family, to make them more like the Waltons and less like the Simpsons.

I hope I am pigeonholed with comedy. I'm really not interested in writing the darker stuff, the emotional stuff.

It's fun to play defense. It's fun to watch the opponent sweat on offense, start complaining to the officials, and eventually be taken out of the game because he's making so many offensive mistakes

Learn all you can. Growth comes from setting your goals high and reaching for the stars.