They call it luck. But I call it putting in the right amount of work on the right plan.

My energies have been drained.Masturbating too much will do that.

If I could, I would kiss him every second of every day. For all the days.

Greed is mistaken nobility. Instead of robbing all the pain and hardship from people's lives and rescuing them from danger, greed robs provisions from providers.

Beauty is that Medusa's head which men go armed to seek and sever, and dead will starve and sting forever.

Humaneness and justice are the means by which to govern properly. When government is carried out properly, people feel close to the leadership and think little of dying for it.

No art is less spontaneous than mine. What I do is the result of reflection and the study of the great masters.

There's no one thing that's true. It's all true.

The mill cannot grind with the water that has passed.

Americans will eat anything if it is toasted and held together with a couple of toothpicks and has lettuce sticking out of the sides, preferably a little wilted.

I don't think I'm the worst singer, but I don't think I'm the best singer.