They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

Whenever you're in any acting role you are mortgaging your own character.

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.

I spent the first 25 years of my life not knowing what I wanted to do.

Do I run around deploring the world? No. I'm just not into it. I was brought up that way.

Do fewer things and do them well. Focus on the things only you can do. Do the important things which must be done now.

Almost the first thing I did when I became ill was to buy a truly good television set.

The more you ride the bike, the better it gets, and the more you know how to ride it.

What gods are there, what gods have there ever been, that were not from man's imagination?

Books were in the world; the world was in books.

My family is awesome.

If we are not peaceful, if we are not feeling well in our skin, we cannot demonstrate real peace, and we cannot raise our children well either.

Our responsibility as Christians makes us tremble.

It's about communication, no matter how impossibly hard your art is to understand and how much of an ivory tower or high horse you get on, it's still basically communication or why are you doing it?