They call me Tater Salad

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And try to find somebody who's life gives them vodka, and have a party.

I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

You can't fix stupid.

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

I believe that a bad Super Bowl halftime show is still better than a soccer game.

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

In Texas, we have the death penalty, and we use it. That's right. If you come to Texas and kill somebody, we will kill you back.

The next time you have a thought... let it go.

Diamonds - that'll shut her up... for a minute!

See beyond the vision of your eyes, to believe and trust that there is something more to life—something bigger and greater than where we stand and what we know with our minds.

At the end of every light, is a tunnel of darkness.

Time is a thief. A killer. Time is killing him.

That man would have chipped away at your heart bit by bit until there was nothing left. It may have been bruised, but at least it's whole.

My thoughts lead me in the direction of healing, prosperity, connection, and grace-filled experiences.

There is always the other side, always.

A saint abroad, and a devil at home.

If you say to yourself 'It's difficult to get up in the morning', 'It's hard to cease smoking', then you are already using hypnotic suggestions on yourself

When mankind first saw the necessity of government, it is probable that many had conceived the desire of ruling.

But do we know how to make love stay?' I can't even think about it. The best I can do is play it day by day.