They call me, The Sharkalator

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Gazzy: "Just Ten?" Angel: "No." Gazzy: "Five?" Angel: "No.

Maybe I should tell her that things without meaning are the most beautiful ones. It’s a good sentence, she’ll like it.

We need heroes who'll inspire us so that maybe next time we'll dig a little deeper and find our best self.

At little more than kin and less than kind.

It's important to make a distinction between becoming more precise and becoming better.

There's not an instruction manual on how to deal with success, so you just have to rely on having great friends and a good team.

I supported to reduce oil consumption in California by 50 percent, 50 percent in the next 15 years. They didn't even bother to show up.

I do notice that I am tired.

The human comedy begins with a vertical smile.

When you're collaborating with somebody who's got a lot of stuff they haven't worked out yet, you're working out their vision as well.

For I have not seen another shrine blissful like my own body.