They can't chain my spirit! My spirit runs free! Walls can't contain it! Laws can't restrain it! Authority has no power over it!

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

You are God’s image.

Find your mission and live it with all your might.

[J]ust because you have an individual right does not mean that the state or local government can't constrain the exercise of that right.

I just wrapped this movie called The Wedding Crashers which was a pretty big break for me.

My approach to every game was to try to erase the games that were before and try to focus on the game at hand.

If you date a musician, you're never, ever really gonna be first either. You're gonna be right behind the music and maybe right close.

I support our democracy. And sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

I truly don't judge other people's actions. But I think that factory farming is an abomination.

My hero wants to belong too, but he doesn't want to give up all the things he came to value in the west.

Are you happy when you stick a needle in your vein?