They can tak' oour lives but they canna tak' oour troousers!

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

During my school years, I was never a brilliant student, but just an average one, with only above average level of curiosity.

The more this guy talked, the more he sounded like a fortune cookie.

He still has the same way of calling to me, as if I'm still new to him, as if he has yet to get over me.

I look at life as being cruise director on the Titanic. I may not get there, but I'm going first class.

But regardless of our circumstances, they do not define us - not unless we give in and let them. Circumstances never determine who we are; they reveal who we are.

I draw manga, therefore I am!

The greatest justice in life is that your vision and looks tend to go simultaneously.

There are people who cannot risk loneliness with the experience. They always have to be in a flock and have human contact.

I'm overwhelmed by shame that the people who had the responsibility to take care of the tender ones violated that trust and caused them great pain.

I think [Pat] Buchanan is far too easily and glibly dismissed.