They claim red meat is bad for you. But I never saw a sick-looking tiger.

After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.

The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

Only fools live in the past or carry envy to the present.

Golf is the most fun you can have with out taking your clothes off.

I read the greens in Spanish, but I putt in English.

Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

I never prayed that I would make a putt. I prayed that I would react well if I missed.

Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.

I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.

No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.

Try not to have a good time...this is supposed to be educational.

Scrawny? Baby, I invented scrawny. Scrawny is the new sizzling hot.

Lyra marveled at the effect hope could have.

Always do what you're afraid to do. ...I will prove myself strong when they think I am sick. I will prove myself brave when they think I am weak.

Once crime was as solitary as a cry of protest; now it is as universal as science. Yesterday it was put on trial; today it determines the law.

Do not let fear confine your life Inside a shell of doubt; A turtle never moves until His head is sticking out.

That strategy of racing for the top five and racing for the win is where everybody wants to be.

How happy is it for us, that the admiration of others should depend so much more on their ignorance than our perfection!

Football is very masculine and, to me, a metaphor for war.

Number one, you can sell before you buy. I call it reverse e-commerce. You take a picture, you list it for sale, you sell it, you collect the revenue, then you go buy it and send it to the customer.