They did the Monster Mash, it was a grave yard smash.

She looked utterly betrayed, as betrayed as the most betrayed person in Shakespeare.

Stupidity is also a gift of God, but one mustn't misuse it.

Reading Chekhov was just like the angels singing to me.

Take chaotic mathematics, for instance. The universe is chaos. But chaos is whimping out. There is no chaos. There are just different levels of order in the universe.

No matter how successful you get, always send the elevator back down.

She was a large, disordered woman, like a child's drawing that didn't stay within the lines.

We all use the future to escape the present.

It's like this, by not giving my album a classic rating, you diminish your magazine's credibility. And that's real.

Oh, when I was a kid, I was poor. Christmas, I got no presents. Well, there was one Christmas, on our front lawn - Prancer and Dancer - they dropped off a little something.

Get rid of IRS; get rid of income tax; get rid of spending.