They do it in Thai restaurants in London. You ask for a drink, and it comes in a glass with loads of seaweed and pebbles in it like a scene from Finding Nemo.

Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.

It's like the panda, they say that's dying out. But what do they do? When you see them they're just sitting in the jungle eating.

It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.

Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.

I've got loads of nieces and nephews.

[Jellyfish] are 97% water or something, so how much are they doing? Just give them another 3% and make them water. It's more useful.

Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.

We've had the Iron Age, the Stone Age, this is the pissin' about age.

People who live in a glass house have to answer the door.

You know, when you're a producer, you're a bit of a lackey. You're just making cups of tea and making sure they've got newspaper, stuff like that.

June cackled with delight, muttering, "Whoops!" as a car almost killed them.

Fear and doubt are major stampeders.

The belonging you seek is not behind you. It is ahead.

Even we schoolchildren know that ordinary diplomats don't drive around in unmarked cars carrying Glock pistols.

All but God is changing day by day.

The march of the human mind is slow.

I always tell people it's funny that they think I'm a relationship expert because my two books are about getting out of relationships.

Relate to the little instead of relating to the big. The little is indomitable.

Offers dried up after a few years and it was like I had fallen off the radar.

The roots of racism lie deep in man's nature, wounded and bruised by original sin.