They do say that when a man starts down hill everybody is ready to help him with a kick, and I suppose it is so.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves.

The great appeal of film is its relatability.

FROG, n. A reptile with edible legs

Generally speaking, you like to dance with the girl that brung you, and if you can't sometimes you have to shoot her.

Numerous politicians have seized absolute power and muzzled the press. Never in history has the press seized absolute power and muzzled the politicians.

When I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.

If people really see that Christ has removed the fear of punishment from them by taking it into Himself, they won't do whatever they want, they'll do whatever He wants.

Going to the theater is such a joyous experience. My dad would take my sister and me to plays when we were very young, like six or seven years old.

I always wanted to write something illustrated, and the Details strip finally gave me the opportunity.

Now the advantage is all with the hitters.