They don't directly listen to you.They just hear things within their minds that triggered by your words.

If you say that you never lie in life, you honestly insult my intelligence.

Sometimes, some lies that spoken with high confidencecould be more receptive than facts that spoken with doubt.

Every man should believe in something.If not..he would doubt everything, even himself.

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept.

Not all can believe anything they want to, because not all have the ability to believe.

Smartass Disciple: Why do arrogant people like to say complex words ?Master of Stupidity: Ask them straight! You'll get a simple scary version.

Disinformation is duping. Misinformation is tricking.

Pick a truth that blesses your life!

Smartass Disciple: If there were two masters, which one should I listen to?Master of Stupidity: Use the ears to the one who looks so stupid, eyes to else.

Smartass Disciple: If you are really a master, then make me see miracles!Master of Stupidity: Go to sleep and dream, then wake up thirty years later!

Heat roared within him. Greedy heat. He wanted her.... She was in over her head, and it seemed... so was he.

The fastidious entrepreneur is a connoisseur as well as a poet.

When we are taught that safety lies always with sameness, then difference, of any kind, will appear as a threat

You believe that easily which you hope for earnestly.

I should’ve known the day was going to turn out bad when it started with my father trying to kill me

Actually, cats do this to protect you from gnomes who come and steal your breath while you sleep.

It felt like strappy sandals were looking really old lady-ish; really dated and not cool.

I just like the fact I can make a film which might give comfort to some people who think they are the only crazy person in the world and suddenly they see there are two crazy people in the world.

It is the University's function to turn out well-balanced persons with an understanding of themselves and of their place in life.

The man who is aware of himself is henceforward independent; and he is never bored, and life is only too short, and he is steeped through and through with a profound yet temperate happiness.