They don't mind it: its a reg'lar holiday to them - all porter and skittles.

Happiness is a gift and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes.

A loving heart is the truest wisdom.

A man is lucky if he is the first love of a woman. A woman is lucky if she is the last love of a man.

The most important thing in life is to stop saying 'I wish' and start saying 'I will.' Consider nothing impossible, then treat possibilities as probabilities.

Have a heart that never hardens, and a temper that never tires, and a touch that never hurts.

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of it to anyone else.

Do all the good you can and make as little fuss about it as possible.

A very little key will open a very heavy door.

The whole difference between construction and creation is exactly this: that a thing constructed can only be loved after it is constructed; but a thing created is loved before it exists.

Reflect upon your present blessings of which every man has many - not on your past misfortunes, of which all men have some.

Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever.

He took my hand and held it against his chest, "Feel that? It beats for you.

Music is going to go in some direction that is entirely inconceivable now. If someone had been asked twenty years ago what direction they thought music was going in, they wouldn't have said sampling.

The thing I don't understand about homosexuals is, how do they decide which one is the one who's supposed to pretend they don't want it?

Every time you start a project, you're hopeful that the critics receive it warmly.

I was too absorbed to be responsive

For surely to be wise is the most desirable thing in all the world.

I enjoyed working at McDonald's.

Our greatest weakness lies in giving up.

I think my way of being "funny" is just saying things that people think but have learned not to say, whereas, I haven't learned not to say them.