They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.

... a book indeed sometimes debauched me from my work....

The fact that you lack the fruits is not a proof that you don’t have seeds. It’s not too late to drop your potentials into a good soil. Do it now

Courage permits the caliber of performance to continue at its peak until the finish line is crossed.

Hodie mihi cras tibi, said the inscription. Sic transit gloria mundi. My turn today, yours tomorrow. And thus passes away the glory of the world.

I am startled when people are themselves and are not my thoughts of them.

I think the most common cause of insomnia is simple; its loneliness.

I never thought about getting any tattoos removed.

A new report found that Facebook has created more than 450,000 jobs. Unfortunately, photos posted on Facebook have ended 550,000 jobs.

Your thoughts are like the seeds you plant in your garden. Your beliefs are like the soil in which you plant these seeds.

God gives us people to love and things to use, not things to love and people to use.