They [illegals] are bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Everything in us presses toward decision, even toward the wrong decision, just to be free of the anxiety that precedes any big step in life.

nobody’s ever been arrested for a murder

You are not a victim of your circumstance.Stay determine to endure hard times. No situation is permanent.

Startups should be, if you graph their financial performance, it should be what's called a J curve. You start out at zero, you're not making any money, you're not losing any money.

I don't know what's funny and what's not so I test out all of my material in front of audiences.

Meditation helps you do less and accomplish more.

If you want to do something different, you’re going to come up against a lot of naysayers.

The biggest commitment you must keep is your commitment to yourself.

Ignorant men do not know what good they hold in their hands until they've flung it away.

A good book is like a seed: it produces fruit that has in it seed for more fruit. It is not a picture on the wall; it is a window that invies us to wider horizons.