They kill hundreds of people, those pilots. I would have loved to have flown the plane that dropped the bomb on Japan. A couple of dudes killed hundreds of thousands. That f****** rules! Yeah!

We're like America's little pit bull. They beat it, starve it, mistreat it, and once in a while they let it out to attack somebody.

There are some people whose turbulent waves of behaviors will drown you no matter how well you think you can swim.

I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on the top of the beer can.

i am so crammedfull of fearsthat if you were to touch me i might eitherfly or break.

All true artists, whether they know it or not, create from a place of no-mind, from inner stillness.

The intoxication of anger, like that of the grape, shows us to others, but hides us from ourselves.

When you got your hand in the lion's mouth, don't do nothin' til you get it out.

[Bob Dylan] was rarely tender and seldom reached out to anticipate another's needs.

My manager always preaches golf comes first.

I'm not interested in meeting people's expectations, and I'm not interested in pleasing people.

I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians.