They knew many things but had no idea why. And strangely this made them more, rather than less, certain that they were right.

Technically, of course, he was right. Socially, he was annoying us.

Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs, " I said. "We have a protractor.

He had spoken with such absolute confidence that I knew he had to be blowing this out of his rectal orifice.

Topology is destiny, ' he said, and put the drawers on. One leg at a time.

The thing I write will be the thing I write.

All the men I know add that “hands that prepared it” line. They must know it’s right complimentary, an incentive to keep the women cooking.

It is only when you take responsibility for your life that you discover how powerful you truly are

he tried to prepare himself for disappointment, even as he yearned to be proven wrong

Every nation has the government that it deserves.

Truth is not a matter of personal viewpoint.

Better a bare foote then none.

Be sure that God Ne'er dooms to waste the strength he deigns impart.

Never buy four C-plus paintings when you can buy one A.