They let dangerous men out of prison now, yes sir, I'm afraid it's so. Cause they're over crowded and it was only his fifth offense.

If you mind your own business, you'll stay busy all the time.

Some high society lady said is your horse outside? No ma'am, he's between my legs, but your too fat to ride.

Somewhere between raising hell and amazing grace, Lord I know just how they feel.

We say grace and we say ma'am. If you ain't in to that, we don't give a damn.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

The greatest of men, they don't get too big to cry. They just loose faith in love and life.

You can do anything that you wanna do, but uh-uh, don't step on my cowboy boots.

My daddy, he was somewhere between God and John Wayne.

Let me sum it up for ya: We got some people who work for a living, and we got some people who vote for a living.

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

Never reward a solder for doing whats expected

When asked for the details of an ideal date, I answered, "I want him to take me to a book store, so he can see just how happy I can be.

Success is the most important to many, to me it's just a bonus.

If you want to be a champion you cannot have any kind of an outside negative force coming in to deflect you.

I’m asking you to believe. Not just in my ability to bring about real change in Washington...I’m asking you to believe in yours.

You won't regret the men you never killed, but you will regret the women you passed up.

Youth changes its tastes by the warmth of its blood; age retains its tastes by habit.

Sports are never just sports, we all know that. You're always carrying the flag in some way, shape or form.

I like complicated characters.

You have to speak your mind, but without being cruel.