They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately.

You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?

Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know's on third...

Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive.

It gets boring at home. How many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on TV?

Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time.

That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.

It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?

...And no prenup. Prenups are for people who plan on getting a divorce. I have so much, Bernie. But I've never had anyone to share it with. From now on, what's mine is yours

The more I see of life the more I perceive that only through solitary communion with nature can one gain an idea of its richness and meaning.

Trouble is a part of life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person who loves you enough chance to love you enough.

I must confess, my Spanish is not so good - except I read a little, so I started with the English but then determined that it would have to be in Spanish.

People have always told me a lot that I remind them of Joyce DeWitt.

This is what we bear, I thought, the nearness of other lives.

There are illegitimate parents, but I don't believe there are any illegitimate children.

Where the hand of tyranny is long we do not see the lips of men open with laughter.

The worse that could happen has already happened to me.

I've never believed that women have some special, essentialist qualities, or were more nurturing, cooperative, and morally superior.