They live in perpetual fear of the time they call "The Coming of the Great White Handkerchief

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

If you cannot score just a point each day, you shall score zero points at the end of your days

If I know better than you know what I am up to, it is only because I spend more time with myself than you do.

Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship - never.

For the millions of Americans, like my family, who believe that there is a creator God who can be known personally, Christmas is a celebration of Jesus' offer of love and forgiveness for all people.

Sometimes it's better to live through someone's work than the person themselves, and to realise that every human being is flawed, but through art they can be perfect.

I like crime movies where the crime is so incredible that, attractive as it seems, you don't wanna do it because it's just too dangerous.

I was a student in Germany when Hitler came to power.

The key to success is effort. The bigger the goal, the greater the effort.

It's abundantly clear that we already have extraterrestrials living among us, and people are stepping forward who can communicate with them.

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information.