They love us everywhere we go. So when in doubt, send the Marines.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

Sudden shifts and changes are no bad preparation for political life.

I done something bad, it was to believe that to read a book you must be a stupid guy. No people which read they are clever - the guy who said this is stupid guy!

Marriage is like the romantic ideal, and yet the trappings around it and the culture about it are really the opposite of that.

Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.

A young man is afraid of his demon and puts his hand over the demon's mouth sometimes and speaks for him. And the things the young man says are very rarely poetry.

Writing itself does not know what it looks like while one is doing it, only when it's finished.

If you see a bandwagon, it's too late.

In America, the word art has become like the word adultery. It's this big scarlet letter. When you say you're an artist, people are like, "Ugh."

You can do marvels and miracles if you have developed the understanding of love.

Words are as beautiful as wind horses, and sometimes as difficult to corral.