They (low-minded) ones should never be trusted.

A man is great by deeds, not by birth.

Don't judge the future of a person based on his present conditions, becausetime has the power to change black coal to shiny diamond.

Avoid him who talks sweetly before you but tries to ruin you behind your back, for he is like a pitcher of poison with milk on top.

There is no austerity equal to a balanced mind, and there is no happiness equal to contentment; there is no disease like covetousness, and no virtue like mercy.

A person should not be too honest. Straight trees are cut first and honest people are screwed first.

A man is born alone and dies alone; and he experiences the good and bad consequences of his karma alone; and he goes alone to hell or the Supreme abode.

A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night.

The biggest guru-mantra is: never share your secrets with anybody. It will destroy you.

Education is the best friend. An educated person is respected everywhere. Education beats the beauty and the youth.

The wise man should restrain his senses like the crane and accomplish his purpose with due knowledge of his place, time and ability.

All progress takes place outside the comfort zone.

Yoga is the best way to learn to adapt and adjust to the changing environments.

On a cloudy night, when nothing seems above, still, there is love. Always love. For something, from someone. It's never done. Never.

What people say behind your back is your standing in the community.

Those who deserve love the least need it the most.

Both chronic, long-term poverty and downward mobility from the middle class are in the same category of things that America likes not to think about.

I had an appointment with a sexual deviant and I didn’t want to be late.

Neurophysiologists will not likely find what they are looking for, for that which they are looking for is that which is looking.

I do not take drugs. I am drugs.

The Doctor: It's my nose; it has special powers. Nancy: Yeah? That why it's so...? The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. The Doctor: What? Nancy: Nothing. Do your ears have special powers too?