They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten.

There are some experiences in life they haven't invented the right words for.

Women. You'll interpret anything as love. You see a man wearing an idiotic expression, and you assume he's been struck by Cupid's arrow when in reality, he's digesting a bad turnip.

I love you, Marks. My heart is completely and utterly yours. And unfortunately for you, the rest of me comes with it.

It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.

Was this some new level of depravity? Had he developed a spinster fetish?

You’re far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You’re far better suited as a wife.

Win told me that one isn’t improved by being at the top of the mountain, one is improved by the climb.

You seem to think you have a choice, " Cam said. "But you have it backwards. Love chooses you. The shadow moves as the sun commands.

It's a house. No more and no less. There isn't a structure on earth that could last forever. But a family goes on."-Leo

Virtue in a woman is like pepper in the soup. A little makes for a nice seasoning. Butoverdo it, and no one wants very much of you.

If you keep pushing away the ones who are trying to love you, eventually, they'll stop trying.

We do not leave those whom we truly love. We only break the hearts of those whom we can tolerate their hurts and can move away from their pain" From "The Jasmine Tree: Love in the time of revolutions

The radical elements in Islam are very dangerous. They want to achieve a return to the Islamic purity of the Middle Ages.

After losing everything, I went on a quest to find out how money really works, how I could get control of it, and how I could have confidence in handling it.

Success is a process that continues, not a status that you reach. If you are alive, there are lessons to be learned.

Never give up on what you really want to do

You might want to put this in the back of your craw and think about it.

Death has this much to be said for it: You don't have to get out of bed for it. Wherever you happen to be They bring it to you—free.

Your vision of where or who you want to be is the greatest asset you have. Without having a goal it’s difficult to score.

I work best when people are here to puncture me