They must go for it now as they have nothing to lose but the match.

Zero-zero is a big score.

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

You can see the ball go past them, or the man, but you'll never see both man and ball go past at the same time. So if the ball goes past, the man won't, or if the man goes past they'll take the ball.

Well, Clive, it's all about the two Ms - movement and positioning.

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.

Women should be in the kitchen, the discotheque and the boutique, but not in football.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

Carlton Palmer can trap the ball further than I can kick it

You don't want to be giving away free-kicks in the penalty area.

truth, like gold, is to be obtained not by its growth, but by washing away from it all that is not gold.

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.

So many of the world's problems, he mused, were solved by sheer human decency.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

The ideal Government of all reflective men, from Aristotle onward, is one which lets the individual alone - one which barely escapes being no government at all.

Turn up for work. Discipline allows creative freedom. No discipline equals no freedom.

I'm still not sure I want to be a writer. I think of myself as a storyteller more.

People say, You paid your dues, but I never paid any dues. It's always been a great trip.

How blunt are all the arrows of thy quiver in comparison with those of guilt.

In a story, the craftsmanship is fully exposed. A novel is like charity; it covers a multitude of faults.