They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

All the inspiration that you need is already inside you. You just have to be determined enough to let it out.

Life cannot be exchange for anything.

We saw the same sunset.

The noonday quiet holds the hill.

God clarifies in the midst of obedience, not beforehand.

The casinos believe in math (and I don't mean numerology).They believe in the power of percentages and short pays, not in the power of magic stones, amulets and omens.

It is better to laugh at man from outside the universe, than to weep for him within.

Humiliating people in the name of religion is the practice of someone deprived of the first fruit of religion, #‎ humility .

People don't know what they want until you show it to them. That's why I never rely on marketing research. Our task is to read things that are not yet on the page.

In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke.