They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

When there's music in your soul, there's soul in your music.

I can say.. that I never said that... we never met and this never happen... How?(Good question, the answer I will leave it for later)

I try my best to surround myself with people who're smarter than I'm

Come little cottage girl, you seem to want my cup of tea; and will you take a little cream? Now tell the truth to me!

Bargaining has neither friends nor relations.

America has never forgotten - and never will forget - the nobler things that brought her into being and that light her path...

Football will always be my foremost passion.

Before beginning [to try to prove Fermat's Last Theorem] I should have to put in three years of intensive study, and I haven't that much time to squander on a probable failure.

There is one thought for the field, another for the house. I would have my thoughts, like wild apples, to be food for walkers, and will not warrant them to be palatable if tasted in the house.

When an angel comes down and takes me away, memories of me and my songs will always stay until the end of time