They really hate you, yes they do. They hate everyone, how 'bout you?

The right thing and the easy thing are never the same.

In one moment I was feeling everything and I was feeling nothing.

You're incredibly, absolutely, extremely, supremely, unbelievably different.

Dig deep. Find your way to your soul.

It’s funny how you can live somewhere your whole life, but not really see it.

You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.

You climbed into my window in the middle of the night. So, either you're some kind of Vampire or some kind of Perv. Which is it?

I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid.

Got it. Demon. Death. Doom.

The guy thought he was Mick Jagger. I felt bad for him.

Pranks vs school= pranks win all day

One of the perils of life is to be asked a question which the wisest of them cannot answer. But a smile does the job.

When the president does it that means it is not illegal.

If we allow terrorism to undermine our freedom of action, we could reverse at least part of the palpable gains achieved by postwar globalization. It is incumbent upon us not to allow that to happen.

If you can do something about a situation, why worry? And if you can't do something about a situation, why worry?

I tell people to start implementing when they are pretty sure there aren't more important stories out there. An iteration's worth of data is worth months of speculation.

Beside each believer stands an Angel as protector and shepherd, leading him to life.

Everyone does things for love.

Ran out of bullets and still had static, grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic. Pointed at her head and said the gun was full of lead, he told the cops, back off or honey here's dead.

It is vain for the coward to flee; death follows close behind; it is only by defying it that the brave escape.