They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

Life is full of hardships, pimp slaps, and sorrow.

I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.

Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the streets.

Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.

Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.

Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?

If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?

Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.

I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.

PROPHECY, n. The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery.

If I were planning to be stranded on a desert island, I wouldn't take Freud's books with me, because I've already read them all.

Man's true nature being lost, everything becomes his nature; as, his true good being lost, everything becomes his good.

Bad poetry is caused by people who sit down and think, Now I am going to write a Poem.

When you live a life devoid of ritual and convention, with honesty and self-effacement, then you are on the road to freedom.

Absorb youth and you will be absorbed by youth. Take on new influences without fear and you need not fear what is new. Change the people around you by changing the people around you.

First master the fundamentals.

You'll feel better when you get all that debt off your back.

Drop envy and jealousy, otherwise there is no possibility , because love cannot exist where envy and jealousies exist.