They say Paul Gascoigne is the new George Best but has he shagged three Miss Worlds?

If I had to choose between dribbling past 5 players and scoring from 40 yards at Anfield or shagging miss world, it'd be a hard choice. Thankfully, i've done both

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

Pele called me the greatest footballer in the world. That is the ultimate salute to my life.

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.

Every team has a hard man. We has Nobby Stiles, Chelsea had Chopper, Arsenal had Peter Storey, Liverpool had Tommy Smith. Leeds had eleven of them

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford.

Pain is temporary, glory...lasts forever!

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

He can't kick with his left foot, he can't head a ball, he can't tackle and he doesn't score many goals. Apart from that he's all right.

Discover the Bible for yourself.

There are two kinds of great power which can shake the earth: Mega earthquakes and big ideas!

O jealousy! thou magnifier of trifles.

Only an incompetent mind is content to express itself incompetently.

The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby.

It's very embarrassing to be put on the spot.

It seems to me that there's a terrible misunderstanding between us. It seems to me that I love you a great deal, my friends.

It's an odd thing about this universe that, though we all disagree with each other, we are all of us always in the right.

Will you be remembered, how would you be remembered, why wouldn’t you fight for the greatest achievement ever?

Sit by my side, and let the world slip: we shall ne'er be younger.