They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance.

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

You do not need words to tell the truth.

Here was buried Thomas Jefferson Author of the Declaration of American Independence Of the Statute of Virginia for religious freedom & Father of the University of Virginia.

Everyone complains of his memory, and nobody complains of his judgment.

It is necessary to be focused. This is the raison d'etre of career.

A new study says that over half of all Californians are obese. In fact, half of Californians are really two-thirds of Californians.

Real hope combined with real action has always pulled me through difficult times.

But theres a huge blessing that comes from being a part of a show like The Cosby Show that sets such a high standard of quality - it touched so many people on so many different levels.

Enough people write about me every day without even interviewing me.

Compassion for the mother is extremely important, but is never served through destroying the innocent.

I'm still trying to figure myself out as an actor.