They say a reasonable amount o' fleas is good for a dog - it keeps him from broodin' over bein' a dog mebbe.

If I've done anything I'm sorry for, I'm willing to be forgiven.

A reasonable amount of fleas is good for a dog; it keeps him from brooding over being a dog.

Do unto the other feller the way he'd like to do unto you, and do it fast.

I reckon there's as much human nature in some folks as there is in others, if not more.

The only man who can't change his mind is a man who hasn't got one

The only man who can change his mind is the man who's got one.

The only man who can't change his mind is a man who hasn't got one.

I reckon there's as much human nature in some folks as there is in others if not more.

Love was the result of having caught a glimpse of another's loneliness.

If I ever meet with the man who fulfills my ideal, I shall make it a condition of the marriage settlement, that I am to have chocolate under the pillow.

The value of time is only equal to the value of life.

If you have to compromise, be sure to compromise up.

It's like in the Bible.You can't always get what you want, but if you really need something, you usually find it." "What part of the Bible is that from?" Ig asked her. "The Gospel of Keith Richards?"

Contentment is a pearl of great price

As each of us awakens, it impacts human consciousness at a collective level. It is like dropping a tiny pebble of light into a dark pool of unconsciousness . Ripples of light!

I like the philosophy of the sandwich, as it were. It typifies my attitude to life, really. It's all there, it's fun, it looks good, and you don't have to wash up afterwards.

We only came up with the Kaiser Chiefs about a year and a half ago when we scrapped every song we'd ever done. It was a complete change of direction, songs, outlook and everything.

My real last name is Galifianakisburg.