They say if you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns. Well, those are precisely the people who need them!

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

When we all stand before the judgment seat of Christ, we will have our true motives revealed.

Well, well, " said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. If you are a good girl for the next ten years, I will take you to a review at the end of them.

Inside the museum infinity goes up on trial. Voices echo, 'This is what salvation must be like after a while.' But Mona Lisa must have had the highway blues; you can tell by the way she smiles.

Players lose you games, not tactics. There's so much crap talked about tactics by people who barely know how to win at dominoes.

When I first heard music, I thought it should be very clean, very precise. Something that people could understand, something that was beautiful.

To claim you are more detached, more alien to everything than anyone, and to be merely a fanatic of indifference!

As long as there are people trying to play music in a sincere way, there will be Jazz.

You can tell people of the need to struggle, but when the powerless start to see that they really can make a difference, nothing can quench the fire.

"We're staying together," he promised. "You're not getting away from me. Never again."

The fact that one can lose one's sense of self in an ocean of tranquility does not mean that one's consciousness is immaterial or that it presided over the birth of the universe.