They say money talks, but all mine ever says is 'good-bye sucker.

Smile. it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.

My aunt and overprivileged cousin only recognize two states of being: glitter and grunge. And if you weren’t glitter, well, that only left one other option.

Husband and wife, must complement each other.

Your brother was a terrible traitor, I know, but if we start killing men at weddings they’ll be even more frightened of marriage than they are presently.

I'm a believer. I believe in the goodness of life. I believe in the brotherhood of mankind. I believe in humanity.

Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes you won't be on the beneficial end of it but either way it's a blessing in disguise.

You probably only know what you've read [about Marilyn Monroe].You didn't know her. The people who talk about her didn't know her either.

Assad is a bad guy, but you may very well end up with worse than Assad.

Be always faithful to me, as I always desire to keep you in peace; and if there have been wiser kings, none has ever loved you more than I have.

I mean, I'm a big believer in talking to people when you can and trying to solve problems when you can.

Racism was never acceptable to the people who suffer from it.