They say of me, and so they should, It's doubtful if I come to good.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

When your past tries to haunt you tell it you don’t believe in ghosts.

No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he'd only had good intentions he had money as well.

It's interesting work for me to tell my life, as a possibility for other people to relate it to themselves - not so much to learn about me.

I have learned to prize the quiet, lightning deed, not the applauding thunder at its heels that men call fame.

Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned.

A guitar is more than just a sound box... it is part of your soul.

I don't get sick. I can't afford to get sick.

Mel Gibson would not be a good James Bond

Favors cease to be favors when there are conditions attached to them.

Solitude is very sad, Too much company twice as bad.