They say that I have no hits and that I'm difficult to work with. And they say that like it's a bad thing.

A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't.

Don't plant your bad days. They grow into weeks. The weeks grow into months. Before you know it, you got yourself a bad year. Take it from me - choke those little bad days. Choke 'em down to nothing.

We are buried beneath the weight of information, which is being confused with knowledge; quantity is being confused with abundance and wealth with happiness. We are monkeys with money and guns.

I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.

when your down on your luck and you've lost all your dreams theres nothing like a campfire and a can of beans

I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.

The folks who know the truth aren't talking.... The ones who don't have a clue, you can't shut them up!

You have to keep busy. After all, no dog's ever pissed on a moving car.

When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Most people don't care if you're telling them the truth or if you're telling them a lie, as long as they're entertained by it.

Even though she would dream of love, respect, and unfettered romance... it was a cyclical dilemma in her life that she seemed to be most attracted to poisonous men.

If the pursuit of perfection is a way to prove our worth, in the end the pursuit will only prove our imperfections.

This life is a deafening roar but listen. You could hear a pin drop.

Touch is our most highly developed sense when we are born, and it remains a fundamental mode of communication throughout a baby's first year and an important influence throughout a person's life.

African-Americans are as fair as any other group, but they bring their life experiences to bear as just as whites bring their experiences to bear.

While the importance of a strong brand is widely understood, nothing is as misunderstood in American business as the question of how to use it.

The game of chess is the most fascinating and intellectual pastime which the wisdom of antiquity has bequeathed to us.

Coyote never loses. Because I change the rules of the games my enemies play. What are the rules of your game?

Through indecision opportunity is often lost.

The overwhelming pressure of mediocrity, sluggish and indomitable as a glacier, will mitigate the most violent, and depress the most exalted revolution.