They say that hens do cackle loudest when there is nothing vital in the eggs they have laid.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

In the sky there are always answers and explanations for everything: every pain, every suffering, joy and confusion.

But without a need, even the finest piece of beef is merely a piece of dead bull is it not?

I am mad. The thought calms me. I don't have to try to be sane anymore. It's over. I sleep

Love is always saying you're sorry.

Fragrance is the first layer of dressing, a woman's invisible body suit.

A generous basic state pension is the least a civilized society should offer those who have worked hard and saved through their whole lives.

It's mistakes that get you killed

Only dull and impotent artists screen their work with sincerity. In art there is need for truth, not sincerity.

Summer is the sweet spot of the movie-going season -- and it's also peak season for Six Flags theme parks.

We are now living in a jungle where the strong eats the weak,we are not better than the Arabs to despise them.