They say that there can never be two snowflakes that are exactly alike, but has anyone checked lately?

There's a saying that all roads lead to Ankh-Morpork. And it's wrong. All roads lead away from Ankh-Morpork, but sometimes people just walk along them the wrong way.

The worst thing you can do is nothing.

There are times in life when people must know when not to let go. Balloons are designed to teach small children this.

Rincewind had always been happy to think of himself as a racist. The One Hundred Meters, the Mile, the Marathon -- he'd run them all.

Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.

...and the funny thing was that people who weren't entirely certain they were right always argued much louder than other people, as if the main person they were trying to convince were themselves.

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

I have, before now, waited for a pen to perform a macro.

You never knew about people, like you never knew how deep a pond was because all you saw was the top.

If he treats you a choice like A, B, C, and D, help him understand that YOU are not belong in the choices.

Man gives you the award but God gives you the reward.

For the first movie, they had the girls in one hotel and the boys in another hotel. Then, we found out that they actually preferred their hotel, so we moved over there and all hell broke loose.

The top 400 people own more wealth now than the bottom 185 million Americans taken together. That is a medieval structure.

We used to send whole flocks of birds shooting out of our mouths and never managed to grab them by their wings.

Like a child, the earth's going to sleep, or so the story goes. But I'm not tired, it says. And the mother says, You may not be tired but I'm tired

Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by children.

I made all my mistakes playing with people.

I'd rather people turn up than not. And of course I'd rather have people be enthusiastic.