They say the universe is expanding. That should help with the traffic.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Love without rest.

The crisis of community has its source in the corruption of character.

It was time to pull my moral socks up and behave myself.

The important thing is that the principles that Senator Obama outlined originally are now embraced and taxpayers will be protected.

Love is the bridge that joins all the worlds together.

Nothing is too high for a man to reach, but he must climb with care and confidence

What's my motto when it comes to money? Don't put so much emphasis on it!

With bad laws and good civil servants it's still possible to govern. But with bad civil servants even the best laws can't help.

Conflicting commercial regulations of the different States shackled and diminished both foreign and domestic trade; hence the power to regulate commerce was conferred.

The best results are achieved by using the right amount of effort in the right place at the right time. And this right amount is usually less than we think we need.