They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home.

Work hard, be kind, and amazing things will happen.

Starbucks says they are going to start putting religious quotes on cups. The very first one will say, 'Jesus! This cup is expensive!'

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.'

If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.

A new report says that dogs can sniff out prostate cancer with almost 98 percent accuracy. The report also finds that cats can sniff it out with 100 percent accuracy but they prefer to watch you die.

I have an abacus at home.

A new presidential poll reveals that Democrats have the edge among voters under 30. The good news for Republicans is that there's only six people under 30 who actually vote.

Ukraine announced plans to open Chernobyl, their nuclear disaster site, to tourists. They say it's just like Disneyland, except the 6-foot mouse is real.

Santa will be showing up with Rudolph the Red-Eyed Reindeer.

After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Prayer is the center of the Christian life. It is the only necessary thing. It is living with God in the here and now.

In some rare cases, a friendship between two people benefits both of them, and what’s more, in some rarer cases, it benefits both of them equally.

If you can’t handle others’ disapproval, then leadership isn’t for you.

Architecture has a strong link with the movies in terms of time progression, sequencing, framing, all of that.

A brand is the promise of an experience.

Whatever we have done, we can always make amends for it without ever looking back in guilt or sorrow.

Good intentions are not an excuse for maladministration of this magnitude.

I think we have reached such saturation levels, the money at this point doesn't swing election.

The thing about loving someone is that you have to love them the way they need to be loved and not the way you want to love them.

Take a risk a day - one small or bold stroke that will make you feel great once you have done it.