They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Don't be afraid of what you're creating.

Like sin itself, Satan appeals to the senses. He originated and perfected the art of disguising evil as good.

Death defeats us in the end. But our children are our revenge against it.

Beauty is a gift, just like good health or intelligence. The only thing is not to be proud of being beautiful. Because you didn't do anything - it was given to you.

A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.

If someone is so fearful that, that they're going to start using their weapons to protect their rights, it makes me very nervous that these people have these weapons at all!

They tried to kill me,” he said, his brow furrowed as he glared at them. “You saw them!” “Yeah?” I spouted off. “They weren’t very good at it!” (Trent and Rachel)

The rockets light! The shuttle leaps off the launch pad in a cloud of steam and a trail of fire.

Lessons of Life: When you stop yearning, When you stop aspiring. You stop living.

When you look at the history of wars, they ultimately revolve around one claim: "My god is better than yours."