They should ask their parents if it would be all right for their son or daughter to marry a Negro.

That is why I fought against abortion and that is why if I were still in the Senate I would be doing everything I could to defend the sanctity of marriage.

If God had wanted us to use the metric system, Jesus would have had 10 apostles.

Why build a zoo when we can just put up a fence around Chapel Hill?

White people, wake up before it is too late. Do you want Negroes working beside you, your wife and your daughters, in your mills and factories? Frank Graham favors mingling of the races.

It still surprises me when I find something in any North Carolina newspaper that isn't mad at me about something.

Such schemes take money from people who can least afford to spend it to support an unneeded bureaucracy that eats money people thought they were providing for education.

If you want to call me a bigot, fine.

All I know is that D'Aubuisson is a free enterprise man and deeply religious.

It has become more acceptable to describe yourself as a conservative, but not everyone who uses that term about themselves really is truly conservative.

We can live our own lives in a way that does not bring reproach on the principles we claim to support.

The one who sees thought as a thought is the witness to mind and no longer subject to suffering.

Oh.My. Every illegal swear word in the dictionary, God. What is it with older men? don't they ever look in the mirror?

And his father has the gall to think I’d seduce a kid who uses Clearasil instead of aftershave!

The Holy Ghost unveils God's Word to us; He reveals the things of God to us.

Happiness is warm puppy. In other words, happiness is the things around you. Just to see that puppy is to be happy. You don't have to do anything; you don't have to add anything.

I am life, I am strength, I am woman.

Everyone says I'm like the girl next door... Y'all must have really weird neighbors!

First they ignore you, then they denounce you, and then they say that they knew what you were saying all the time.

The fundamental truth guiding social justice comedy is that people are not shitty. That sounds cheesy, but that's how I have to approach it. Everybody has the capacity for change.

This nation is like a spring freshet; it overruns its banks and destroys all who are in its path.