They think too little who talk too much.

Jealousy is the jaundice of the soul.

Self-defense is Nature's eldest law.

…So when the last and dreadful hour This crumbling pageant shall devour, The trumpet shall be heard on high, The dead shall live, the living die, And Music shall untune the sky

He with a graceful pride, While his rider every hand survey'd, Sprung loose, and flew into an escapade; Not moving forward, yet with every bound Pressing, and seeming still to quit his ground.

When he spoke, what tender words he used! So softly, that like flakes of feathered snow, They melted as they fell.

Fool that I was, upon my eagle's wings I bore this wren, till I was tired with soaring, and now he mounts above me.

Dead men tell no tales.

Dancing is the poetry of the foot.

The sooner you treat your son as a man, the sooner he will be one.

Fortune befriends the bold.

Chicken is Good! It tastes like chicken.

Our own evil inclinations are far more dangerous than any external enemies.

One has to do something new in order to see something new.

Character is built out of circumstances. From exactly the same materials, one man builds palaces, while another builds hovels.

Wander into the center of the circle of wonder.

God, I'm glad I grew up in a time when kids followed sports in the newspaper and on TV and knew every sport.

I learned that buying expensive furniture with toddlers around is pointless.

Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse. Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss.

When you marry young, you run the risk that you'll grow in different directions.

Wherever there's a prison, for the most part, especially where there's Black people, it's overcrowded. I don't know who really gets out.