They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.

I think the Republican party should be placed in drydock and have the barnacles scraped off its bottom.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

I have three phobias which, could I mute them, would make my life as slick as a sonnet, but as dull as ditch water: I hate to go to bed, I hate to get up, and I hate to be alone.

Only good girls keep diaries. Bad girls don't have time.

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner.

Too many of our countrymen rejoice in stupidity, look upon ignorance as a badge of honor. They condemn everything they don't understand.

All my life I've been terrible at remembering people's names. I once introduced a friend of mine as Martini. Her name was actually Olive.

Fill what is empty, empty what is full, and scratch where it itches.

My father warned me about men and booze but he never said anything about women and cocaine.

They aren't making mirrors like they use to.

A problem isn't a real problem till you decide to make it a problem... so what's the problem again?

Loneliness can make you feel that you have a kingdom in darkness.

he wished for freedom and heaven was granted to him".

When there's an adult person who's scaring you, you grow up pretty quickly.

Her hands were freezing, just like they always were, so I warmed them, just like I always did.

Whenever you're playing sports with people who are better than you are, it makes you rise to the occasion.

When we approach love and creativity with the level of conviction that the powers-that-be in the world today are approaching hatred and destruction, then and only then will we have a chance.

Opinion is a powerful party, bold, and without measure.

Most good police officers are very open-minded. The bad ones are the ones who are close-minded.

There is a better way for everything. Find it.