They've taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they've taken the shoe off Johnny Grubb.

The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.

Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It's rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!

Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.

Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.

Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.

He slides into second with a stand-up double.

And Kansas City is at Chicago tonight, or is it Chicago at Kansas City? Well, no matter as Kansas City leads in the eighth 4 to 4.

Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?

There is someone warming up in the Giants' bullpen, but he's obscured by his number.

Ozzie Smith just made another play that I've never seen anyone else make before, and I've seen him make it more often than anyone else ever has.

A life of faith is an enduring sacred-existence.

The devil attacks you today, because you have got a future. He wants to destroy you for that very reason, because he is scared of your future acts and exploits.

The love of God knows no end.Lord may your boundless and unfailing love surround us.

Maybe the bike is more dangerous, but the passion for the car for me is second to the bike.

The human race built most nobly when limitations were greatest.

Alaska has great potential for new oil and gas development.

To take the world as one finds it

A secret makes a woman woman - Vermouth

Mine alone is the country of my soul.

Racial segregation must be seen for what it is, and that is an evil system, a new form of slavery covered up with certain niceties of complexity.