They wanted me to play third like Brooks so I did play like Brooks - Mel Brooks.

Last year we had so many people coming in and out they didn't bother to sew their names on the backs of the uniforms. They just put them there with Velcro.

I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'.

Every season has its peaks and valleys. What you have to try to do is eliminate the Grand Canyon.

My biggest problem in the big leagues is that I can't figure out how to spend forty-three dollars in meal money.

The game is full of peaks and valleys, the key is to avoid the Grand Canyon.

Good mothers are underrated, just like good defense.

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

If someone from Germany or somewhere, who had no idea what baseball was, saw Kruk play, he'd wonder what the beer truck driver was doing playing first base.

If everyone were like him (Mitch Williams) I wouldn't play. I'd find a safer way to make a living.

Mario Lemieux is Mr. Pittsburgh.

Acts of Kindness:A random act of kindness, no matter how small, can make a tremendous impact on someone else's life.

The more closed your network, the more you hear the same ideas over and again, reaffirming what you already believe, while the more open your network, the more exposed you are to new ideas.

Morality, for all the conditioning to which the human mind has been and is subjected, is always a personal choice in the last analysis.

I sometimes need to write things which I cannot completely control but which therefore prove that what is in me is stronger than I am.

How could such sweet and wholesome hours be reckoned, but in herbs and flowers?

I have to do a better job of minimizing the damage in that inning and getting us back in there with the lead still.

We've had a Congress that's spent money like John Edwards at a beauty shop.

Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to benefit from the unique viewpoints of others, without being crippled by your own judgment.

If I had my druthers, I would be working in all different mediums, forever.

What I would say about me is: What you see is what I get.